LANDING BUDGET U.S.
General Dynamics hovercraft beach landing vehicle
$9 million
M1A1 tanks, 6 per hovercraft @ $500,000 each
$3 million
Prelanding beach clearing systems/ancillaries
$8 million
Assorted hardware, trucks, ordinance, food, medical supplies per hovercraft
$2 million
Total cost of one landing by one hovercraft
$22,000,000
LANDING DEFENCES TALIBAN
One bag of rocks
Free
Cost of bag (stolen from US aid drop)
Free
TRAINING & EQUIPMENT U.S.
Average cost per man of training Special Forces soldier
$1 million
Cost to equip one Spec Forces op for field including uniform, helmet, gas gear, weapons, ammo,boots, pack, food etc per day
$120,000
Back up for one man per day including kitchen, field hospitals, motor pool, ordinance depot, administration, HQ mail, etc.
$100,000
Extra weapons such as SAMS, anti-tank rifles, satcoms etc.
$400,000
Total per man
$1,620,000
TRAINING & EQUIPMENT ...TALIBAN
Clothes you wear everyday anyway
$1.50
30 year old AK 47
(Supplied free with every 12 month subscription to Religious Fanatic and Donkey Fucker Gazette)Free
Donkey ( handed down from Uncle Habib)
Free
Hat that looks like a flattened apple pie
(St.vincent de Paul)Free
Back up such as sandals, extra dust, goat skin water containers
(From Talibans are Us)$3.20
Quality of Mercy...strained
$10 a body bag
Quality of Mercy ...not strained
Women & children
$200 each
if any footage goes to air
$400
Solution to starving refugee problem:
Baste Kim Beazley in a spicy sauce and air drop him along with firewood, a rotisserie and a thousand pairs of knives and forks . (Serviettes optional).
Remember to stamp him HALAL.
