I have learned that there are people in the world who like to eat stone cold toast! These are no doubt the same people who present you with butter so hard then when applied to the aforementioned crispy product shatters it and sends dangerous crusty shards straight into your eyeball. This of course leads me to the worlds most stupid invention, the toast rack.
Only the English could come up with something that defeats the entire purpose of the food its meant to enhance.First heat your bread, then cool your bread. This is why refugees are so grateful for food drops by the RAF. They immediately set fire to the parcels so they can cook the stuff the Americans drop. A British gourmet is someone who eats French, drinks Scotch and goes Dutch.

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