I'm starting a new charity ..its called Feed the Models. I'll be round your place next week collecting all your unwanted cakes and ice creams and frozen potato wedges..we have got to help these people. The reason catwalks are so short is because it just takes so much out of them. One step more and its call the ambulance, go backstage and while someone changes their shoes there's another guy plugging them into that glucose drip. You ever seen any of the fashion designers? They 're all fat guys with double chins. While the models are out their doing their stuff the designers are backstage in the green room scoffing all the cream cakes. Have you ever seen anyone wearing those clothes on the street? No. Never. you know why? Because nipples on a rib cage is not a good look