As an excercise in self-improvement, it's like saying 'I think I'll slam my nose in the car door '. India is a beautiful and wonderful country full of beautiful and wonderful diseases, all of which are happy to come round to your place and turn your stomach lining into a serviette. The big soft drink is called Campa Cola, which is never very cold and tastes like what would happen if you put bubbles in Pal. Everything contains either curry or saffron which makes breakfast an eye opener and brushing your teeth quite painful. Remember cattle have right of way and can do anything they like...so don't wear open toed sandles.
