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I only got cable TV for the documentary channel..oh please! It's like: I buy Playboy for the articles. I don't care how wildernessy you are there are only so many hours of whales migrating and ospreys regurgitating fish that its possible to stay glued to.
..and even if it is the biggest barking toad in Venezuela, I don't want to see it swallowing live grasshoppers while I'm eating my dinner. And there's something really off-putting about watching animals mate.. in the back of my mind I never want to catch myself enjoying it.
Those scientists that live with animals are wierd. I know I never want to be woken up at 2am by a female gorilla with a bottle of wine and a Celine Dion CD.
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