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Why read a joke off the screen when you can have a professional comedian perform it for you?
<p>CreatorDude performs jokes and poems that you can listen to live via RealAudio and Quicktime.</p>
<p>CreatorDude.com, a repository for <a href="html/jokes.html">jokes</a>, <a href="html/poems.html">poems</a>, <a href="html/thought.html">daily thoughts</a>, free downloads of <a href="html/sounds.html">audio</a> and fun <a href="html/sticky_john.html">animations</a>.<br>
At Creatordude you can check out a stand-up thought for the day, sample some of the comedy of a real clever bastard, get a copy of definitive interview with God or take time out to talk to the creator who made you what you are today ( not counting fetishes and traffic infringements) . We'd like to hear jokes from you and of course lull you into that sense of comic well being we're you 'll steal someones credit card and purchase merchandise.<br>
Please do not get the wrong impression of Creatordude - we are not a "fly by night crash by day operation" - it took years of painstaking writing before we figured out how to make a buck out of it.<br>
The Creatordude wants you to enjoy this site. Sample its genius, bask in its irreverence, communicate with us and share in that great global world of comedy in an experience that can only be equalled by swapping sexual favours with your sister for a piece of fresh passionfruit cheesecake.<br>
Jim Pike and Chris McCallum welcome you to download and listen to the free jokes, poems and invite you to submit your own stuff. If it is good we might even record it and publish it here for the world to share!<br>
Come have a laugh and enjoy all that the CreatorDude has to offer.
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<p><a href="html/contact.html">Contact</a><br>
<a href="html/stuff.html">Credits</a><br>
Santa's Questions<br>
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<p><b>©2002 </b>Jim Pike &<b> <a href="http://www.pointbreak.net" target="_blank">Chris McCallum Point Break Design</a></b>
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